College Toilets

Dear Premises Officer,

I want to have a wee,
But will there be a seat?
Will I get locked in again
And have to do a feat
Of extraordinary strength and might
And put up a damn good fight
Just to open up the door?
And what about the toilet roll,
Will it be on the floor?
Will I have to step around
All the waste on the ground
And then gouge out temporary basin plugs
Just to wash my hands?
Is it worth the effort,
Shall I just hold on?
Perhaps I’ll wait until I must
And in between I’ll have to trust
To breathing in and holding tight
With no relief until tonight.
If waiting brings cystitis back
I’ll blame the total lack
Of acceptable facilities
In my workplace amenities.


Copyright wordz2Go 18 October 2006

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