Candy Crush

My sister’s hooked on Candy Crush
It’s really quite a shame
She’s always been intelligent
I don’t know what to blame.
Is it retirement from a busy job,
Turning her into an iPad slob?
She taking tips from four year olds
And looking out for cheats,
Pretends to pickle onions
Whilst making obsolete
Level after level on that silly game,
It’s really quite a shame.
It’s all downhill from here –
She’ll be joining Y3A and drinking in the day,
Wearing elasticated clothing and moaning
While getting in the way
Of all us honest working folk
As we do the weekend shop.
It’s really quite a shame
She’ll never be the same.

Copyright wordz2Go 10 October 2014